I’ve been accused of saying modern homes are generally embarrassing, desperately unfashionable ugly pieces of shit. I would never say such a thing…

If it wasn’t true.

What’s more, much of the so-called “design advice” out there encourages people to make their houses even more embarrassing than they already are. The river of unfashionable shit flows freely, where good taste is in short supply.

You, however, are different: you’ve decided you want your home to look good rather than terrible. It’s weird. You’re not normal. But I’m with you. 

I will be serving you up in-depth design advice based on real houses owned by real Australians who’ve paid for my help. For roughly the price of a monthly triple-shot oat latte, I’ll deliver four hard-hitting videos giving my informed take on relatable questions you can’t Google the answers to, questions like:

— My peach brick 70s exterior looks like a bikie gang’s urban hydro weed farm. How to I take it from true crime to fashionable design?

— Do these 80s brown bricks suck? Should I render them? Which render will make them look even worse than they currently do? Which render will make them look not only better, but objectively good?

— “My 90s white-tiled floor is so ugly it gave me a brain aneurism. I need a flooring material that will suit the space, but wish to avoid “improving” it in such a way that it looks even worse, and kills me altogether.

— My Gyprock-meets-exposed timber ceiling looks fucked. Which specific materials and install detailing would un-fuck it?

My detailed answers to case-studies like the above are focussed on helping you understand not only WHAT to do, but WHY to do it. The idea is to foster deep knowledge of design principles, true aesthetic instincts you can apply to any problem inside and outside your home.